Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Dear John,

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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