What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +55

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

thumb_up thumb_down +47

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Rebecca Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +39

go go gadget

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops