Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

9/11

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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