A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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a black guy leaves prison

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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