- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What should I name my dog?

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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