- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

404 Error: Joke not found

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

the real mccoy

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Chrissy is funny.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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