When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Women's Basketball.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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WNBA

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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