What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

So a baby seal walks into a club

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Hello I'm a fat kid

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Mexicans working in an office

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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