What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Nicholas Cage

666

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

if it's friday, it must be China

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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