What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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GONNA

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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