- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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