- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Tacos

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

gay marriage.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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