- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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