- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Women Drivers.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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