- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

World peace

A homeless person dies.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

jack shine has boobs

A ginger rapping.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Women's Rights

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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