What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Womens rights.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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