Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Jewish People

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Pianca going ham

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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