If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Religion

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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