Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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