A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Black people

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Slavery

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a horse walks into a barn

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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beiber i straight

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Hello

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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womans rights

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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WNBA

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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