- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

how does peploe get around they walk

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

arse

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Covietz has a large penis

Knock Knock. Go away!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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