Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Time flies like a banana.

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Your mum is dead

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Covietz has a large penis

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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WNBA

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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I don't get it

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

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