- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

It's your mother, open the door.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.