- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's your name? You tell me.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Jokes are funny.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

come along children

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

go go gadget

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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