I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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