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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

steves legs

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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