- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Womens Rights.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Penis

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

minorities

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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