A ginger rapping.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A black person in the NHL

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Punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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ollie is a fag so are you

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Anti Joke

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