- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

i heart wiener

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

alcoholism kills

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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