- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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