- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

God.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Time flies like a banana.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Avery has crabs.

WNBA

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Black people

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

The glass is half an hour.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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