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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Tacos

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

I came.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Gadaffi

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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