Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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