"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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My sister has to take a dump

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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