How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Your life That's the joke

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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i have 2 penises

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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