why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Bing

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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lololololololololol

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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