How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Bing

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Your doorbell is broken.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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