a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Indeed.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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This joke isnt funny.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Womens rights.

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I am really good at math debating

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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