what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Golf.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock. Go away!

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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