- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Your mum is dead

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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your momma's an antijoke

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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