Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Giving birth to the antichrist

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Google Doodles

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Write your own

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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