Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Y2K

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

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