- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

i heart wiener

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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