Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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knock knock come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A Jew returns change.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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