Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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