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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

steves legs

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Jews for Jesus

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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