Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Frown is a four letter word.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

two fish are in a tank.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A scottish man having fun

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Icecream

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A joke

why did the man die? he got shot

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A ginger rapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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