What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Can I touch it?

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Indeed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

minorities

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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