why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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The geese of Growmore

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Women rights.

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I won the game.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Pickle!

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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