did you ever see a butter fly?

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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steves legs

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Covietz has a large penis

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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