jokes r dumb

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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you are gay

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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