On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Exactly what?

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Women's rights.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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