What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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