Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Fruitcake

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Golf.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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