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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

God is religiously proven to be real

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

gays

pubic lice.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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