- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

why did the chicken cross the road.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

a horse walks into a barn

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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jack shine has boobs

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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