Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Well, this is fun.

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Miscarriages.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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