Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What break when you talk?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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