Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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I am black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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haha.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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I dislike old people.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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