That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Icecream

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Religion

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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