How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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steves legs

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Canada

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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