- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Niko isnt a mexican douche

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

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