- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

This joke isnt funny.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Womens rights.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

hi bye

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Thumbs this up

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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