- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Chocolate rain Awesome!

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Small breasts.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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