Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Slavery lol

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Hello world

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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marble

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