Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Myspace

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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