- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

My mom.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

The chicken crossed the road.

hi bye

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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