- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

if it's friday, it must be China

What's funnier than 24? 25

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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