A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why....... Because.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Slavery

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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DANA

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

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