- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

An Irishman stays home

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

kennah campion... being nice

Rebecca Black sings a song.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Knock Knock Come in.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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