What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Women's rights

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What what In the butt

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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