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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Lockerbie bombing

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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