- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

anus soup

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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