- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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