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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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