What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Freedom of Speech

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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