A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black man killed someone

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Women rights.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I like to eat.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Small breasts.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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