Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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no

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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I am black.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Shit.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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