Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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