Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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guess what?

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CHEEZECAKE

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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A Jew returns change.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Hello world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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alcoholism kills

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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