Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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An Irishman stays home

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Turtles

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Anti Joke

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