- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What is Jason? Black.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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