What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Ben is gay

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Aodhan Hearty

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Anti Joke

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