How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Dallas Cowboys

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

A black succeeds

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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