Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

My sister has to take a dump

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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