A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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i have aids and a chode

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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live babies

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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DERP

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Women's rights

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Lacrosse

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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No joke.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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