How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Women rights.

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Freedom of Speech

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jgkbk,mn

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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johann grayson being liked

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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