Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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come along children

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why Because

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That's what he said.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Women's rights

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Women's Golf

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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