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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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