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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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A Jew returns change.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Thumbs this up

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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