Aodhan Hearty

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do apples taste like? Apples.

kennah campion... being nice

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

French people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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