A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

your all shit at jokes

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

The Aristocrats

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

I AM DISSAPOINTED

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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