Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Jasper sucks.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Well, this is fun.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A black succeeds

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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