What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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black people. that is all...

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What is Jason? Black.

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