What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Jews for Jesus

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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