- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

The WNBA.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

No.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What time is it? 10:58

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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