A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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That's unfortunate.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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