Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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