A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Women's rights.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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