Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A homeless person dies.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

who just made fun of katie matt

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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