A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

the cow goes moo

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

i have aids and a chode

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