what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Liars go to hell! -God

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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