Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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I like jokes.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Five guys one rape.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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