Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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