- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

your fat

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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