How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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your mom

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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josh simpson has cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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